"It's Wedensday my dudes. YUHHHHHHHHHHH"
"We all die you either kill yourself or get killed."
"Look at all those chickens!"

"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant."
"Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."
"How'd you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?" "I got what?" "You got eggzma?"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!" "I can't sweem."
"A potatoe flew around my room before you came, exscuse the mess it made..."
"WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?" "THEY are my crocs!"

"That was legitness"
"What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to read."
"I ain't get no sleep cuz of ya'll, ya'll not gonna get no sleep cuz of me!"

"That was legitness"
"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does."
"I never went to Oover Javer."